some chick's thong

Man this chick is running around with her crack showing and now her thong is creeping up.

Old lady saxaphone

Heh look at this 100 year old lady playing the saxaphone in church. Totally unexpected.

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Potato vodka

I never heard of this. If you heat it up will it taste like french fries.

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so close

At the piston game. So close!

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Happy Thanksgiving

Today is one of my favorite holidays. I'm looking forward to seeing family members and spending time with them.

My aunt Bobby passed away earlier this year. She was one of the nicest people you could ever meet. She was always so nice to me and my siblings and then later in life my kids and wife. When they read about so many things she did to help people around the world I was astonished.

Growing up my family looked a certain way. My extended family was very close. It is sad that my family has changed and certain members won't be with us today but I am very thankful that I had them in my life. They made me who I am today. Their legace lives on.

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Shooting shots on the piston court.

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A piston player named Aaron someone :)

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my ticket

This is my ticket and ticket to get onto the court to shoot a free throw
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food

At the palace for a piston game. I touched the championship trophy, held a championship ring, won 4 tickets in a raffle, and am eating free food. This is awesome!

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Election day

Today is election day and it reminds me of an incident that happened in 2004. Do you know where they get polling data leading up to the election?



I visited the 7 11 on 17/92 in casselberry for a yummy cup of coffee. The one right there at dog track road. There was a large stack of John Kerry cups sitting there. I found it quite odd since Florida was in a very tight race but leaning toward Bush. Also, Seminole County was voting conservative at the time. I got my coffee and went home.



I was currious about the cup so I wrote 711 and asked them why they would have cups for John Kerry and alienate 51 or more percent of their customers. I really could care less but there were a lot of people who were passionate about Bush. The reaponce I got back was astonishing.



I was told that they made both Bush and Kerry cups and when they ran out of one they were supposed to hide the other. The sales data was used as poll data nationally.



Our whole polling system revolves around coffee cups and I just told them I was voting for John Kerry??



The lady was nice and sent me a ton of coupons for free 711 food and beverages. Thanks 711!

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Cold

As the days go on its getting so cold. Dang

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Ok Florida

I sent my resume to the golf channel. I need this job. Whoever reads this please pray for me.
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Florida

Man. I might get a job in florida. I'll update ya'all later.
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ADD

I told you earlier this week I would have a major announcement. The announcement is that I have ADD.
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Big announcement Thursday!

Check back here Thursday as I have a big announcement about myself coming!

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Bob Barr

A lot of people have been asking me who I will be voting for next month. I feel very strongly about certain issues but if I had to rate the issues 1 to 10 I would give the issue of life a 100. Maybe more. Without life, liberty and the persuit of happiness doesn't come in to play. I loved Ron Paul. He was the perfect candidate. Since he is no longer an option, I've found a new candidate. I like McCain and Palin but Palin isn't the president and I'm afraid McCain will vote in favor of embrionic stem cell research which is killing a living being.

Bob Barr has always been very conservative in this area. That is why he will get my vote. He will not kill babies!
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Black cat Monday

I'm sitting there eating lunch today when a black cat comes and sits next to my car. Its been that kind of day. Now some lady pulled up out of nowhere and is feeding it. Wtf.

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Double parked in a handicap spot

This stupid lady is double parked in a handicapped spot and she's not even getting out of her car. What a selfish ugly nasty woman.
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This crazy old lady always walks around in the woods talking to herself. I kept an eye on her to make sure she didn't fall and then she came out of the woods and walked down the street.

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Bikers

Bikers, as in bicyclers are always riding around in spandex head to toe. Why? It's not like these people are training for the tour de France! I don't run in spandex!